Can you not.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 15:15:45 -0400

i-love-dragons: redsheeran: h1ght0ps: heartmeanseverythiiing: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:14:27 -0400

redsheeran:

h1ght0ps:

heartmeanseverythiiing:

my new john green bracelet, they’re all books written by him in tiny bracelet form awwww

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS?

etsy

OMG I WANT THAT GIVE IT TO ME

kittiezandtittiez: 1. He forgot to post it anonymously 2. He...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:02:12 -0400

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:33:08 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:32:29 -0400

hbuwhore: license2tumbl: this is my brother; he asked me what...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:16:50 -0400

hbuwhore:

license2tumbl:

this is my brother;
he asked me what i was doing on my phone and when i told him that i was on tumblr he asked if he could say “hi to tumblr”. i told him that he would have to take a pretty picture first. to tumblr: my brother says hi.

I LOVE YOUR BROTHER SO MUCH

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:32:25 -0400

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:54 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:29 -0400

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

Twats. They just don’t understand.

awkwardvagina: so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:34:41 -0400

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed

Can I have this, please.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:49:49 -0400

Can I have this, please.

lindsaychrist: coincidence? i think not. Ohmygawd.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:58:53 -0400

lindsaychrist:

coincidence?

i think not.

Ohmygawd.

This made my night.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:58:15 -0400

This made my night.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:58:02 -0400

antisheepclub: my resume is done This is so me.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:17:10 -0400

antisheepclub:

my resume is done

This is so me.

madfawn: omfg But everything goes with black.

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:37:33 -0400

madfawn:

omfg

But everything goes with black.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 12:22:03 -0400

crazyflux: im following back tons and promoting today! Can I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:21:07 -0400

crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

Can I be pretty like her?

Me if I got arrested. Llolololololol.

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:38:38 -0400

Me if I got arrested. Llolololololol.

You did it!

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:37:31 -0400

You did it!